MERRY CHRISTMAS
By Randy Kemp, managing editor, Heber Springs
Sun-TimesI will go out on a
bipartisan note with a Christmas salutation forwarded to me by Heber
Springs reader Jim Brown. Please accept these wishes in the spirit of good
humor...
For My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied
or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect
for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference
of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms
as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It
is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one
year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
A brief further thot on this <smile>, that
as Randy's pass-along greeting has, it could be said, captured the
essence of all (hypocritical) things
Repugnantan (no, not a mis-speller <wink>) with the catch-phrase
"Merry Christmas" thus the agenda of those of us who cleave unto the
Democracy-driven spirit iterated above could be summarized with the
catch-phrase: "Peace on earth, good will to all...."
In this Spirit of Truth, let us celebrate.....
(((hugs)))
~Sister Christine |