THE FOUR RELIGIOUS TRUTHS  It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these four religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

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Did you hear? Jesus Christ Himself was in Chicago last weekend! He walked into the Conrad Hilton, laid three nails on the counter and asked if they could put him up overnight!

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A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."
 

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